December 2011
10 posts
Justin's 2011 Year in Review:
SUCKED.
Reason 3,212 Not To Know Me:
I will beat my brains out trying not to cause some small social discomfort (not looking you in the eyes, being distracted talking to you) but I will willfully inflict deep spiritual pain without thinking it through (today, all days).
J: the source magazine’s Homeboy of the Year Award
A: it goes to “weed”
The best laid plans of Boyz II Men
I realized tonight that often when I am talking to non-comics and they make jokes I am responding with smiles or laughter not to the actual joke, but the moment when their eyes look at me to indicate that they have told one. If I catch a dude out of the corner of my vision with joke eyes, I will always respond with a friendly affirmation of receipt.
Number one, this makes me think I am a nice...
Also, I guess most languages lose their luster when you realize people use them to say the exact stupid shit they would say in English.
I was trying to listen to the spaces between the language of my cab driver’s Arabic language talk radio station. I thought I had a big breakthrough in hearing the rhythm of funny and laughter across all boundaries.
And then they went to commercial.
Lorax: Ghost Protocol
Comedy
The way you tell a person a thing is true when you both know it isn’t, or shouldn’t be
Just a thing I thought
Igor Stravinsky Presents: Slut Fights (Vol. 2, DVD)